Weapons
Bag of Dice
It has +1 to blunt damage!
Object of Distraction
Oooh! Shiny!
Laser Tag Rifle
Tag! Gotcha!
Pok� Ball
A throwing projectile that is supposed to devour it's target.
Gravity Gun
Grab and throw objects at your enemy! Weight limit: 5 grams
- Damage: 25
- Credits: 115200
Photon Torpedo
Yea, you heard me. It's a missile made of light!
- Damage: 30
- Credits: 184000
Computer Virus
It'll throw up a laughing skull on their monitors. How cool is that?!
- Damage: 35
- Credits: 270000
Can of Whoopass
Don't make me open it...
- Damage: 40
- Credits: 410000
Vuvuzela
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- Damage: 45
- Credits: 580000
Depleted Shells
We ran out of Uranium so you'll have to make do with just depleted shells.
- Damage: 50
- Credits: 750000
Magic Missile
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic... oh alright... it's just a missile
- Damage: 55
- Credits: 980000
Large Hadron Collider
Cause, you know, it's supposed to end the world... or something.
- Damage: 60
- Credits: 1270000
Boom Stick
Give me some sugar baby.
- Damage: 65
- Credits: 1520000
Sea Mine on a Chain
Ball on a chain? Screw that! Check this out, it's from World War 2... don't worry, it's been deactivated... I think...
- Damage: 70
- Credits: 1820000
Necronomicon
Raise an army of undead to fight? Cool!
- Damage: 75
- Credits: 2180000
Balrog on a Leash
Many a dwarf died because of this, let's hope it's worth the coin!
- Damage: 80
- Credits: 2500000
Steam Forum Thread
More explosive potential than you can possibly imagine. Instructions: Aim at target, shout "FIRST" and run!
- Damage: 85
- Credits: 2870000
Unholy Hand Grenade
Yes, we know, another Monty Python reference. Well, to keep you on your toes, this goes off after 1 second!
- Damage: 90
- Credits: 3300000
Deadly Neurotoxin
For science... you monster.
- Damage: 95
- Credits: 3600000
Strapless Wiimote
Although small, this thing has destroyed more than you could possibly imagine.
- Damage: 100
- Credits: 4000000